Teams

 

We currently have two teams in the league: Vette City Vixens and Bowling Green Hot Broads. Take a look at all the ladies and their stats below. Also, check out the people behind the girls: Coaches, Refs, Announcers, and the world-famous XXX Stats Crew - all featured at the bottom of this page!

Vette City Vixens

Rembrat
notCaptain
333
Jammer
Job/Career:
WKU art prof / gallery director
Have Any Kids?
Two teenage stepkids that live with me!
Have Any Pets?
Elvis and Pig. Cats.
vixens
Merslaydes Benz
22
Pivot
Derby Wife:
Murderface Monroe
Biggest Inspiration:
Dreaming about bouting
Life Motto:
Give it all ya got!
vixens
Full Metal Smack It
notCaptain
762
tba
vixens
Taryn Ash
captain
A55
Jammer
Derby Wife:
Murderface Monroe
Secret/Special Talents:
I can hand-make just about anything and I have a ridiculous memory
Life Motto:
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it!
vixens
Murderface Monroe
911
Blocker
Derby Wife:
Merslaydez Benz, Taryn Ash
Biggest Inspiration:
PETA
Life Motto:
1. Treat everyone and everything the same. 2. The Golden Rule(seriously!)
vixens
Cannibal Cat
notCaptain
21
Jammer
Job/Career:
Anthropology Professor
Favorite Derby Moment:
Knocking down three players at the same time (on purpose).
3 Words To Describe You:
Observant, mischievous, loyal
vixens
Brunette Bombthreat
notCaptain
tba
tba
vixens
Lil' Nitro
13
Jammer
Derby Wife:
Geronimo Jenni
Biggest Inspiration:
All those people who work hard to make something better for themselves
Life Motto:
Be all that you can be! And more!
vixens
Knit 1 Kill U
captain
K1P2
Blocker
Derby Wife:
Arithmekixxx
Favorite Derby Moment:
When Lyle blushes. And that time when Cannibal was waylaid and landed on David the Ref.
Life Motto:
Knit fast, die warm.
vixens
Chelsey Dagger
notCaptain
1
Jammer
vixens
Ima Spankya
notCaptain
D10
Jammer/Blocker
Job/Career:
Belly dancer, craft mistress, race car driver, etc.
Favorite Derby Moment:
Realizing that I can really do this and be good at it.
Have Any Pets?
Buttercup, my bearded dragon.
vixens
U of Hell
notCaptain
666
Blocker
Favorite Movie:
Steel Magnolias
Life Motto:
Sometimes you just got to know when to agree to disagree.
One Thing You Can't Live Without:
Hot baths and Ski soft drinks.
vixens
Catcher in the Eye
notCaptain
2020
Pivot/Blocker
Job/Career:
Assistant manager of Chuck's of Hartland and student.
Secret/Special Talents:
In my spare time I'm a man-eating femi-nazi superhero.
3 Words To Describe You:
Competitive, raunchy, clown.
vixens
Anne Bones
notCaptain
99
n/a
Favorite Derby Moment:
When Smack-It knocked Fixx on his ass while we were practicing hits.
Secret/Special Talents:
ability to lose everything, anywhere, all the time.
3 Words To Describe You:
Shy. Silly. Hungry.
vixens

Bowling Green Hot Broads

Liza Pulveriza
notCaptain
5
Blocker
Life Motto:
Pain is fleeting. (except maybe full disclosure)
One Thing You Can't Live Without:
Water(duh) Oh... sarcasm and humor
3 Words To Describe You:
Moody, Cynical, Creative
hot_broads
Lay 'em Lola
notCaptain
77
Blocker
Derby Wife:
Confirmed bachelor. Only a kooky romantic comedy will get this one to settle down.
Life Motto:
It'll all wash off.
Favorite Movie:
The Big Lebowski....the dude abides.
hot_broads
Kitty Cataclysm
captain
009
Jammer
Derby Wife:
Nicky Fury
Favorite Food:
Tasty things (chicken, veggies, fruit, Mexican, Italian, Thai; I really like trying new stuff too)
Favorite Derby Moment:
Getting back on the track after a few weeks off for a fractured tailbone. Derby Stance, Ladies!
hot_broads
Patty Whack
notCaptain
623
Blocker
Favorite Food:
Donato's mushroom pizza and Diet Pepsi
Have Any Pets?
No, but I'm pining for a Great Dane
Life Motto:
"Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it."
hot_broads
Allie Shank
notCaptain
35
Jammer
hot_broads
Shell on Wheels
notCaptain
420
Blocker
Derby Wife:
Still waitin' for the right lady!
Have Any Kids?
I have two girls Jade and Cora and they can't wait to turn 18 to join roller derby!!
One Thing You Can't Live Without:
My derby helmet. It has saved my life numerous times.
hot_broads
Brickhouse Barby
notCaptain
101
Jammer
Derby Wife:
Liza the Pulveriza
Secret/Special Talents:
I always get back up
Biggest Inspiration:
All the awesome VCRD girls that put everything on the line for derby and each other!
hot_broads
Death Blossom
notCaptain
007
Jammer/Blocker
Favorite Derby Moment:
The first time I skated on my very own skates.
Favorite Movie:
It's a tie between Fight Club and The Departed.
Secret/Special Talents:
I can wiggle my nose.
hot_broads
Jailhouse Jenny
notCaptain
25TL
Jammer/Blocker
Derby Wife:
Fifty Foot Queenie
hot_broads
Rampage Smackson
notCaptain
KO4U
Blocker
Favorite Derby Moment:
Any moment that has derby in it!
Secret/Special Talents:
Shhh, I'm a ninja.
3 Words To Describe You:
Violent. Vindictive. Vivacious.
hot_broads
Gibson Lets Brawl
notCaptain
MJ1
Blocker
Derby Wife:
Rampage Smackson
Favorite Derby Moment:
Getting flipped off while playing my first game.
3 Words To Describe You:
Crafty, funny, and loyal.
hot_broads
Tiny Mite
notCaptain
4
Blocker
hot_broads
Jet Fire
notCaptain
38
Blocker/Jammer
Favorite Movie:
Transformers
Have Any Kids?
Yep, a little ref in training!
One Thing You Can't Live Without:
Peanut butter!!! It goes with everything!
hot_broads

Coaches

Tuck Norris
Job/Career:
Math Instructor @ WKU
Favorite Movie:
Rocky Balboa, Boondock Saints, Last of the Mohicans, High Fidelity
Life Motto:
"If you ain't living on the edge you're takin' up too much room."
coaches
Coach Rink
Favorite Derby Moment:
Very first practice. 7-09
Life Motto:
"Trust the process"
3 Words To Describe You:
U.S.N. (United States Navy)
coaches

XXX Stats Crew

Fifty Foot Queenie
Derby Wife:
Lady Gotcha and Jailhouse Jenny although I'm having an affair with Leona DaVicious
Secret/Special Talents:
I can communicate telepathically with rats and small children. That's why I have both species.
Life Motto:
You can do it!
stats
Arithmekixxx
Derby Wife:
Knit 1 Kill U
One Thing You Can't Live Without:
Friends, family, music, laughter, whiskey, and a beer chaser.
3 Words To Describe You:
Reverse. Apache. Master.
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Fatal Subtraxxxion
Derby Wife:
Fraction Jaxxxon of course!!! He knows all my sickest rhymes.
Favorite Food:
I've lived in Owensboro. I take my Bar-B-Q seriously.
Favorite Derby Moment:
It's hard to believe this is really even happening sometimes. I still can't believe we're getting away with having this much fun!!!
stats
Fraction Jaxxxson
Derby Wife:
Fatal Subtraxxxtion
Job/Career:
Crime reporter, Bowling Green Daily News.
Favorite Derby Moment:
Being spanked by a vixen.
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Andy
stats
The Fixx
stats

Referees

Noah Fence
Secret/Special Talents:
Bad puns
Life Motto:
"It happens"
3 Words To Describe You:
Damn it Donald
refs
Grim Lee Fiendish
refs
Tone Loco
Life Motto:
“Don’t take life to seriously, you’ll never get out alive.”
Favorite Movie:
Dazed and Confused
Favorite Food:
Greek Pasta Salad
refs
High Angle Hell
Favorite Movie:
Transformers
Biggest Inspiration:
My grandfather being a truck driver inspired me to also be one for 9 years.
One Thing You Can't Live Without:
My wife Aimee, Ima Spankya.
refs

Announcers

Latenight Lyle
Job/Career:
Host of The Morning After Radio Show.
themorningafterradio.com
3 Words To Describe You:
Sexy. Phenomenal. Delusional.
announcers
Mello Joe
Favorite Derby Moment:
Our first broadcast of Vette City Roller Derby on ESPN Radio!
3 Words To Describe You:
Mellow, fun, intellectual.
Derby Wife:
Latenight Lyle
announcers

Retired Skaters/Crew

Geronimo Jenni
captain
415
Blocker
Derby Wife:
Lil' Nitro
Biggest Inspiration:
Strong women all over the world
Life Motto:
Life. Is. Good.
retired skater
Blackout Brandi
notCaptain
00
n/a
History Behind Derby Name/Number:
I’m so powerful, when I knock you down, I cause you to blackout!
Favorite Derby Moment:
Every time I become lead jammer!
Life Motto:
You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.
retired skater
Lady Gotcha
notCaptain
123
Blocker
Secret/Special Talents:
I can cry like a baby!
Derby Wife:
50 ft. Queenie
Favorite Derby Moment:
Every time I knock a girl down!!
retired skater
Criminal Court
notCaptain
187
tba
retired skater
Nicky Fury
notCaptain
8008
Blocker
Derby Wife:
Kitty Cataclysm
Biggest Inspiration:
My mother. The power of friendship.
Life Motto:
Carpe Diem!
retired skater
Leona DaVicious
notCaptain
1452
Blocker
Derby Wife:
Sarah Barracuda
Biggest Inspiration:
Traveling inspires me
3 Words To Describe You:
Open-minded, Artistic, Adaptable
retired skater
Atomic Googolplexxx
notCaptain
n/a
XXX Stats Crew
Job/Career:
Life.
Derby Wife:
I’m still derby single, someone hook me up!
3 Words To Describe You:
That Weird Guy
retired crew
Gypsy Rose
notCaptain
17
Jammer/Blocker
Have Any Kids?
Not that I'm aware of.
Secret/Special Talents:
I'm not at liberty to discuss...
Favorite Food:
Coffee is a food, right?
retired skater